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What? I don't get this. What is this place? Why are they ecards that you wouldn't send to somebody? What was the artist thinking? Why didn't someone nice take him aside and explain the concept of a business plan?

Look, he doesn't know. He doesn't know anything. He's innocent. Consider now the vapidness of contemporary consumer culture, the tawdry squalor of the online web experience, consider the oppressed modern psyche.

The modern mind is prickly and irritable, impatient from all the sleeplessness and urgency. It is a nagged psyche. A billion hypnotic billboards scrape at the eyes - selling some shifting impossible dream. You are on a beach in exquisite sandals. Drinking a martini in Monaco. There you are, a heightened, calmer, more spiritual self, an ascension not borne from knowledge but from an ownership of a particular branded table-cloth ... all this delusion has fallen away. Now you're in a safe place - a dark place, absolutely, but a safe place.

And there are ecards with dead birds here.

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  • I think that if you really cared about me I would have come home to find you dressed as a Japanese school girl at least half a dozen times by now.

    school girl

    romance

  • Happy Mothers Day. There is no greater proof of my affection for you than the fact that I never set fire to a rival sibling, no matter how funny it would have been.

    proof

    mothers day

  • Happy Mothers Day. Thank you for raising me to be someone around whom cats are very safe, no matter how amorous I might be feeling.

    cat safety

    mothers day

  • I think you are a way better mother than Queen Elizabeth II, who promised her son would be king and then hung around living for a million years instead. Because you didn't promise me anything.

    queen

    mothers day

  • If you don't like your first-born, it's useful keeping him or her around because it can be useful in supernatural transactions.

    transactions

    baby

  • Thank you for coming into work sick and giving us all Avian/Swine Flu while bravely showing us all what a trooper you are.

    thank you for the swine flu

    workplace

  • Bad news. I've been talking to your imaginary friend and he doesn't like you anymore and anyway, now he's MY imaginary friend.

    bad news

    cheer up

  • You have left the mainstream experience, you are disuniting from the collective, you are undergoing dissociation. Happy Birthday.

    birthday zebra

    birthday

  • Thank God it's Friday and my rich inner life has not yet come to the attention of upper management.

    rich inner life

    TGIF

  • I am sorry about how I acted at work but in my defense I was pretty stoned most of the day. i did take the time to do some pretty wicked origami though.

    just stoned

    workplace

  • Except in cases where the job was STRESSFUL because long-term activation of the stress-response system, and the subsequent over-exposure to cortisol and other stress hormones. Heart disease. Risk of Death. Also: avoid bears.

    disclaimer

    workplace

  • I’m not telling you why I am angry  with you because I don’t want  “communication” to rob our  relationship of its mystery.

    communication

    excuses

  • Happy Passover. Though I'm sorry your people didn't stick around to help finish the pyramids because they turned out pretty nice in the end.

    pyramid incident

    passover

  • Passover is the only part of the year in which you are allowed to throw buckets of lamb's blood at people's front doors without them accusing you of being a sociopath.

    spring tidings

    passover

  • ‘Eastre’ is the Old English spelling of the name of a Germanic pagan goddess. The Christians named their most important anniversary after her.In today’s marketing language this is called co-branding.

    co-branding

    easter

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