just because ecards

About this category

'Just Because' cards are simply an assortment of ecards that don't fit within the traditional bounds of The Greeting Card, which is generally considered a useful social gesture to express polite regard. The problem with 'Just Because Cards' is that you will rarely have incentive to send them to anyone and, upon receipt, the recipient is likely to assume you are merely bored at work or otherwise have too much time on your hands. Further, and perhaps most distressingly, our 'Just Because' Cards are a container category for several species of completely cool but impractical ecards. Here they are:workplace, Thank God it's Friday, inspirational cards, topical cards, WTF cards and, of course, zombie cards.

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gorillas in the midst wtf ecards

The fact that people write to thank me for making a truly useful ecard site has often given me pause for thought: what could I be doing wrong? Seems like too many of you are getting yourselves into some pretty weird situations. Today's card features a gorilla wearing a suit; if it seems relevant to your life then I have little choice but to throw my hands up in despair.
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molotov cocktails wtf ecards

FYI - I have stopped carrying molotov cocktails around with me.I just dont trust myself with them anymore.
Never play with fire, they say, but that's no way to win at monopoly. I've started three fires during games of monopoly and went on to win each game. I think of fire as the God of Winning.
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fear of failure workplace ecards

I no longer work in an office environment: people couldn't handle my realness. It's a pity because I really enjoyed it, especially 'Mysterious Fire Mondays.' I miss the middle-management types, mostly. I miss seeing the good-natured fear in their eyes whenever I visited their houses late at night to remind them that 'everybody sleeps sometime'.
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staplers and human resources workplace ecards

so what IS human resources' policy concerning the stapling of a co-worker to his/her desk?
It is hard to remember that, although Wrongcards is now a mega-corporation with global brand-awareness and a market saturation rivaling that of Coca-Cola, we were once a small outfit run by one man and a telepathic dog. In 2008, before we sold out to corporate interests, my dog told me to make this card. Or to feed her. Look it's not important.
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hell in a handbasket topical ecards

I was not, as I mentioned once in a wrongcard, put on Earth to help people feel good about being wrong. But who am I, really? Just your average guy, really, just a regular boy who happens to have an invisible blood-soaked hammer of logic welded to his right hand. I like girls and nutmeg cake. I collect wasps, and destroy traitors and hypocrites with my mind. I'm not complicated.
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topical usercard

I'm sorry that I sometimes break the law, read other people’s mail, pick fights with foreigners and spend all our money on my  gun collection. I'm just trying to keep you safe, baby.
by kris
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wtf usercard

I am glad I didn't know you when you didn't eat meat
by Ron Spangler
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giraffes topical ecards

Sometimes nice, well-meaning people will try and convince me that that lizards are not secretly running this entire planet. And privately I admit that this belief that primates rule the world is spooky and delusional but I don't SAY so, of course. I just smile and agree with them. The problem with people is that they lack a healthy skepticism. I blame the drugs that the lizards put in the water.
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black mold ocd ecards

I'm not the tidiest person but that doesn't mean my friends shouldn't be. Sometimes I'll go over to a mate's place and think: how nice that you feel comfortable enough not to clean up before I arrive. So I tell them what Black Mold is. Ten minutes later they'll be disinfecting the linoleum under the fridge while I watch on, eating all the biscuits. You see, I have always liked biscuits.
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wtf usercard

In the interest of gender equality, boys should also be allowed to play with dolls.
by Tea
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wtf usercard

...it was then that Mary realized why her parents told her to not let the baby lick her watch
by enry
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