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When you need to reach out to a friend, family member or loved one and say something so vague that words fail you, you have only one recourse: although what that is has momentarily escaped me due to its nebulous nature and my inability to master the required lexicon. To mix a metaphor: there are more cards here than you could conceivably drink and you're bound to find at least one that expresses how you feel, though we firmly apologize for this fact. It is true, however, that at least sometimes letting these feelings out can really help. So send away, the cards are free to send, etcetera.

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leaving your body thinking of you ecards

Don't leave your body to science, leave it to me. Necromancers aren't just born, you know. It all takes practice.
What time is it? Today's rehash Wednesday card is here, but I am in Spain, and it's sunset now but the clock says it's 10pm. That can't be right, can it? Also it feels like a Tuesday. The claw-hammer of jetlag is offering mixed opinions. Who invented jetlag? The Wright Brothers. Those guys are overrated. Screw you Wright Brothers I'm eating breakfast.
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jackal head thinking of you ecards

I am treating you with caution until I am certain that you are not going to turn into one of that Jackal-Headed gods of Ancient Egypt, because I'm sick of investing myself in people and winding up feeling foolish.
Consider that on Wednesdays I like to post older cards for the sake of nostalgia. In the rich tapestry that we call the human experience, the muddled moments of madness, forgetfulness and shoplifted puddings that sustain each of us, does it truly matter if today is Thursday? Thank you, your forgiveness is very dear to me.
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make yourself agreeable thinking of you ecards

God has appeared to me and revealed that you must make yourself more agreeable to me.
On Wednesdays I like to post an older card, and then spend the rest of the day working undercover at a company that manufactures cafe furniture. For years I've been secretly implementing policies that ensure all cafe tables are sold with one leg slightly too short. I guess some men just want to watch the world burn.
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inconvenient thinking of you ecards

I promise to do the right thing by you, except when it becomes inconvenient. Look, every relationship has its little quirks.
I'm a thoughtful person and also very fair and I'm always thinking about people and I'm especially focused on 'how people think'. There is no way to get other people to buy you socks for instance if you don't think about how they think. It's like fixing clocks really. Uh. The burring in my head is making it hard to explain anything today. Also the new medication makes everything yellow.
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good exorcist thinking of you ecards

don't worry - there is nothing wrong with you that a good exorcist couldn't fix.
Sometimes people get sad and nothing makes them feel better, not even shouting. You can even read out interesting facts about hippopotamuses from your notebook and there's no change in temperament. That's when this re-hash Wednesday card can come in handy. Hippopotamus is Greek for 'water horse'.
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contrariness thinking of you ecards

I'm not sure what I'll be doing today but 'wilfull contrariness' will be a part of it.
Alright, today I'm getting on a plane and flying to London. I'll be there for a few days, then I go to Basel in Switzerland, and then to Amsterdam. I need you all to be good kids. This means not setting fire to anyone's sofa. There is no need to appease the God of Fire; he doesn't love you, he is toying with your affections.
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rabbits are a moral vacuum thinking of you ecards

So lately I've been thinking about rabbits and I've decided they are a moral vacuum. But nobody ever talks about it.
It's re-hash Wednesday, and normally I'd like to touch upon the Great Themes of Western Philosophy but sadly the whole Western canon was recently patented by Apple. So here is a picture of some very happy rabbits.
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codependency thinking of you ecards

Don't worry about my co-dependency issues. They will only bring us closer together.
I've given it a lot of thought and decided that today's wrongcard is an awesome card to send to a stranger. Pick someone random, someone you barely know, and ask yourself: why SHOULDN'T that person have a really weird Friday? No need to thank me - this is what I do for a living.
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everybody knows thinking of you ecards

Everybody knows that without me you probably would have been eaten by leopards by now.
It's a terrible thing to be unappreciated. When you are the very glue that holds everyone around you together, you can't expect a thanks, praise or ice-cream. But sometimes it might help to remind your friends and family how integral you are to the structural integrity of their lives.
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valuable friendship thinking of you ecards

Your friendship is valuable to me. And that is why I'll need try to steal your kidneys.
Do you ever feel sometimes that you have to go the extra-mile just to prove you are a good friend? Well, this card is that extra-mile... and a half.
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pencil shaving cigarettes thinking of you ecards

I like to think that people would appreciate us much more if they smoked cigarettes made from pencil shavings.
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