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birthday ecards

So you need to send an appropriate birthday card? So okay, you're in the wrong place - or are you? As far as e-cards go, our cards do offer the tactical advantage of being free. Besides, as alliterative folks of means might suggest, the spending of shekels is but a sad substitute for sincerely-stated sentiment; 'tis even somewhat silly. Birthday wishes should be sent with a free card, and these are very best free birth day cards that money can't buy.
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  • You have left the mainstream experience, you are disuniting from the collective, you are undergoing dissociation. Happy Birthday.

    birthday zebra

    birthday

  • Happy Birthday. You're going to get old and live in one of thousands of identical boxes and then get sad and die. But today is not the day to think about that, ok?

    identical boxes

    birthday

  • It's your birthday. Pretty soon you'll start to feel intimidated by young people wearing hoodies.

    young people

    birthday

  • I would have wished you a Happy Birthday sooner but I wanted to be sure it really as your birthday and not some troubled exercise in narcissism.

    troubled

    birthday

  • Happy Birthday. I give you permission to touch yourself while thinking about me. Paying me a modest sum for the privilege is optional but is considered traditional.

    new birthday tradition

    birthday

  •  Happy Birthday etc. Please note that with the receipt of this ecard all of my obligations in the matter are now met.

    birthday obligations

    birthday

  • May your birthday be peaceful and uninterrupted by a sexually gregarious llama who won't take no for an answer.

    gregarious llama

    birthday

  • It's your birthday! They give you a cake. And then a crowd of people help themselves to a slice. And everybody congratulates you while they eat your alleged cake. They eat it all up in front of you and you only get one slice, maybe two.

    your alleged cake

    birthday

  • We light candles on top of a slightly stale sponge cake and everybody cheerlessly sings a song. Then you make a wish, blow out the candles/spit all over the cake and then we have to eat it and say how much we like it and YAY!

    eat your spit day

    birthday

  • I hope a kind of pretentious hand-drawn card will excuse me from feigning an enthusiasm I do not feel. Its not personal, its just not my birthday and it sucks.

    pretentious hand-drawn card

    birthday

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY I foretell a strange year filled with eerie people. Sheep might appear mysteriously then disappear. A close friend may need to borrow money for fairly solid reasons.

    augury

    birthday

  • Happy Birthday. Celebrating another year of your successful avoidance of long-term incarceration.

    celebrating avoidance

    birthday

  • Thank you for understanding that my not remembering to get you a birthday present stems from a rejection of banality and an idiosyncratic tendency to focus on the Great Themes of Life rather than the tawdry or mundane.

    tawdry and mundane

    birthday

  • It's your birthday. Yay! Will this do?

    will this do?

    birthday

  •  I hope you enjoy your birthday because only God knows how many you have left or which birthday will be your last, and He just wants the whole thing to be an hilarious surprise.

    god will have his jokes

    birthday

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