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Your friendship is valuable to me. And that is why I'll need try to steal your kidneys.

valuable friendship (thinking of you)

Do you ever feel sometimes that you have to go the extra-mile just to prove you are a good friend? Well, this card is that extra-mile... and a half.
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I like to think that people would appreciate us much more if they smoked cigarettes made from pencil shavings.
 One easy way to 'blend in' is to never be overheard speculating about what the hell it is that the squirrels are secretly up to.

squirrel conformity (thinking of you)

People, January 21 is National Squirrel Appreciation Day in North America. Squirrels are going about under-appreciated, and it's a crying shame. I was twenty-four when I saw my first squirrel and never since that day have I been completely oblivious to them. Let us join together in support, and paranoia, of squirrels.
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 I want you to know that Im cool with you being secretly gay and everything. (These rainbow colors symbolize my tolerance of you)
 If I should ever wander off into the fog in my mind, lose my way and never return, I want you to have my cat. Provided I havent eaten it by then or something.
I have my own religion and in that religion all pandas secretly hate you.

all pandas secretly hate you (thinking of you)

On Wednesdays I like to post a link to an older card and then spend the rest of my day campaigning for religious tolerance, particularly for all religions that correctly agree with my own views, unlike those other heretic religions that I hate and would burn to the ground if the law wasn't so restrictive.
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Stop wasting time on the internet.

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On Wednesdays I like to repost an older card here and then I spend the rest of my day volunteering with organizations that promote Suffrage for Goats. I guess that might surprise many of you because people usually assume I'm too frivolous to be politically engaged. Anyhoo - I hope you're all having a lovely day.
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