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celebration ecards

Our Celebration Cards are not useful to send to people who are celebrating things that are important to them. They may elicit gratitude. They may elicit horror. They may result in extraordinary sexual-favors but this is highly unlikely so let's put special emphasis here on the 'free ecards' aspect and leave it at that. Besides, it's not as if fate has been dispensing free tea and biscuits to you lately. Why doesn't anybody send you these cards? The world is unjust. There, I said it. But as a feeble act of good conscience, sending along one of our celebratory cards to others more fortunate than yourself is probably an ill-conceived idea. And that's the real benefit. Sub-categories of our Celebration Cards include: birthdays, weddings, anniversaries, the arrival of babies, and also when you need to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.
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  • If you don't like your first-born, it's useful keeping him or her around because it can be useful in supernatural transactions.

    transactions

    baby

  • You have left the mainstream experience, you are disuniting from the collective, you are undergoing dissociation. Happy Birthday.

    birthday zebra

    birthday

  • Congratulations on your new baby. I'm sorry it's probably not the gender you wanted but you can always love it slightly less. Don't worry I won't tell anyone.

    fifty fifty

    baby

  • Don't worry I'm happy to babysit. You can pay me in breast milk. I have a lot of pleasant associations with it.

    pleasant associations

    baby

  • Happy Birthday. You're going to get old and live in one of thousands of identical boxes and then get sad and die. But today is not the day to think about that, ok?

    identical boxes

    birthday

  • I was going to bring your new baby gold, frankincense and myrrh but I remembered how badly that can turn out.

    december baby

    baby

  • It's your birthday. Pretty soon you'll start to feel intimidated by young people wearing hoodies.

    young people

    birthday

  • I would have wished you a Happy Birthday sooner but I wanted to be sure it really as your birthday and not some troubled exercise in narcissism.

    troubled

    birthday

  • I'm sorry I cannot babysit your child but I suffer from a debilitating phobia of orange-colored excrement.

    debilitating

    baby

  • I'm not saying you have a parasite growing inside of you. I'm saying it's much worse than that.

    parasites

    baby

  • Happy Birthday. I give you permission to touch yourself while thinking about me. Paying me a modest sum for the privilege is optional but is considered traditional.

    new birthday tradition

    birthday

  • In fairness to myself, the only reason I don't want to hear all about your pregnancy is because I think the process is icky.

    fairness to myself

    baby

  • Congratulations on the birth of your baby, if indeed it IS your baby and not the baby I read about on the back of my milk carton.

    milk baby

    baby

  • Congratulations on your upcoming marriage, I can't wait to see which one of you wins.

    upcoming marriage

    wedding

  • Placenta should never go to waste.

    old fashioned advice

    baby

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