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concern ecards

Concern Cards will let you express regard - or, rather disregard for someone. As Greeting Cards these are a little useless and sending them to people might even be considered tasteless but people have all sorts of ill-founded opinions and what do they know, really? Now, I could jibber-jabber through a list of reasons not to send a wrongcard to anybody but you have probably stopped reading this by now. Why do I do this? What was I ever thinking? This is the stupidest start-up idea anyone ever had - and makes my Theme Park for Sheep idea seem brazenly lucrative. I'm wasting my potential. Sub-categories of our Concern Cards include: reminder cards, 'cheer up' cards, sympathy cards, family cards, 'thank you' cards, 'thinking of you' cards, 'get well' cards, 'missing you' cards and, of course, the undeniably unsuitable apology cards.
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  • Bad news. I've been talking to your imaginary friend and he doesn't like you anymore and anyway, now he's MY imaginary friend.

    bad news

    cheer up

  • I’m not telling you why I am angry  with you because I don’t want  “communication” to rob our  relationship of its mystery.

    communication

    excuses

  • i want you to know that if you ever feel troubled or sad you can come to me, and i will console you by telling you that it’s all your fault for never doing what i tell you to do.

    never feel troubled

    cheer up

  • I’m sorry I can’t hang out with you tonight but  it’s a full moon and I’m staying inside, because apparently I’m the only one who reacts to possible werewolf infestations responsibly.

    infested

    excuses

  • The most effective way to deal with any manifestation of sibling rivalry among small children is to issue them with light sabers.

    sibling rivalry

    family

  • Nobody thinks I'm delusional except my imaginary friend, and what the hell does he know?

    nobody thinks

    excuses

  • This year you have not been mauled to death by pissed off Grizzly Bears. Clearly whatever you are doing to keep Grizzly Bears at Bay is working.

    mauled by grizzly bears

    reminder

  • don't worry - there is nothing wrong with you that a good exorcist couldn't fix.

    good exorcist

    thinking of you

  • The only thing that has prevented me from doing the chores you asked me to do is my discovery that video games are just more enjoyable.

    chores vs video games

    excuses

  • I'm not sure what I'll be doing today but 'wilfull contrariness' will be a part of it.

    contrariness

    thinking of you

  • I like you more than I'd like two prostitutes of moderate quality.

    moderate quality

    cheer up

  • Dont think of me as a difficult person. Think of me as someone who runs unauthorized psychological studies on you.

    unauthorized

    excuses

  • If you are not right now skiing in an Olympic event then there is no reason to be wearing spandex.

    spandex psa

    concern

  • I am sorry you are feeling sick tomorrow and wish there was something I could do to help,

    pinned

    get well

  • I am sorry I cannot attend your party but I'll be secluding myself indefinitely, or at least until this very persistent zebra stops following me.

    unwelcome follower

    excuses

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