@bret_martin What are you talking about? We have always been at war with Eurasia.
About this card: 2012I had a lot of goals this year. Disproving alchemy. Giving someone a brain aneurysm using only logic. Overcoming my habit of stealing zoo animals whenever I feel sad. Anyway. I didn't achieve any of my goals. I was right about knowing how to survive the Mayan Apocalypse though so that's cool. Happy New Years, peoples!
RT @TwoPaddocks: I would love to see this - the saddest little march of sad little emasculated men . Do it Piers ! https://t.co/rRAESaqm9f
RT @MooseAllain: Very sad to hear about Piers Morgan. Nothing's happened to him, I'm just very sad to hear about him.
I wonder if Trump has ever NOT paid for sex? Questions for @POTUS