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I don't know. Usually when a woman mentions she's been wandering around a garden conversing with snakes I like to drop the subject right there. Then, maybe, I run her a hot bath and light some scented candles. Of course, I'm a seasoned adventurer. And I've been struck a couple of times in the head with a rake for 'skeptical looks' in the past, so if you ask me you should always let Mystical Experiences pass by un-remarked.
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