I predict that before spring you'll have met at least one person - on a plane, probably - claiming to be a professional hygge consultant.
About this card: antlersLast week there was a lot of lovey-dovey romance talk here because of Valentines Day. Did you know that romance can lead to babies? That makes me uneasy. As far as pets go, babies are expensive. My pet wasp swarm, in contrast, is very cheap to feed: like, two hobos a month or something. I like babies but if you think about it long enough you'll see that wasps are cooler.
Jurassic Park 2 has, according to headlines, "unexpected surprises". They're telling us so we can expect the unexpected surprises.
In 30 years when your generation is gone @NobelPrize people, we're giving a Nobel prize for literature to @eminem. Thanks for the precedent!
@jk_rowling FIVE PREQUELS. We get it. So how many sequels?