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About this card: antlersLast week there was a lot of lovey-dovey romance talk here because of Valentines Day. Did you know that romance can lead to babies? That makes me uneasy. As far as pets go, babies are expensive. My pet wasp swarm, in contrast, is very cheap to feed: like, two hobos a month or something. I like babies but if you think about it long enough you'll see that wasps are cooler.
I sometimes think about that guy with the Limp Bizkit tattoo I got chatting to on a bus 15 years ago, and wonder how he is getting along.
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RT @HaggardHawks: A NOCTAMBULE is someone who likes to wander around at night.