I predict that before spring you'll have met at least one person - on a plane, probably - claiming to be a professional hygge consultant.
About this card: badly calibratedOne of the things that makes apologizing so enjoyable is that people always believe me. Once I set fire to someone's couch and, even though I was doing them a huge favor (it had a floral print), things were tense until I said sorry. That's why it's childish not to say sorry. Next week I'm setting fire to their new couch because it's brown and I'll say sorry again. Maturity doesn't mean 'boring'.
Jurassic Park 2 has, according to headlines, "unexpected surprises". They're telling us so we can expect the unexpected surprises.
In 30 years when your generation is gone @NobelPrize people, we're giving a Nobel prize for literature to @eminem. Thanks for the precedent!
@jk_rowling FIVE PREQUELS. We get it. So how many sequels?