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Just because you don't understand what's going on doesn't mean you're confused. Look at me - I own a greeting card company (for admittedly 'troubled people') and I've never purchased or sent a greeting card in my life. Look at Christmas. Makes no sense to me but people invite me to their houses to give me pudding. I don't say anything about Christmas, of course. I just focus on the pudding.
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RT @billmckibben: The number of animals on our planet has fallen 58% since 1970. Think about that for a minute. https://t.co/QIszIVeQCA

Theory: they wanted to call the show 'American Horror Story' but that name was taken, so they called it 'Toddlers and Tiaras' instead.

I predict that before spring you'll have met at least one person - on a plane, probably - claiming to be a professional hygge consultant.

Jurassic Park 2 has, according to headlines, "unexpected surprises". They're telling us so we can expect the unexpected surprises.

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