Wrongcards is tackling some serious, high-brow societal issues this Christmas. https://t.co/EXGz3BWEkx #christmas #culturewarrior
About this card: birthday heartIf you know someone who is having a birthday right now you have to send them today's wrongcard. Because it's, like, Providence or something that this card should appear in your life and you have to do it. To ignore Providence is like ignoring God. And we don't do that, okay, because there will be floods and I'll have to build an Ark. If I build an Ark I'm not inviting any bears on-board. Screw that.
Don't get me started on The Elf on the Shelf. That's some psycho 70s-era east-Berlin stuff right there.
Santa. He 'knows when you've been bad or good'. How about: WHAT I DO is NOT YOUR BUSINESS, Santa. https://t.co/KncEUSB7gb
RT @MarkRuffalo: Assholes. https://t.co/HVPssfBWGn