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Is it your Birthday today? Then I created a perfect card just for you. A-ha! I don't know anyone having a birthday. It was a lie. I lie like a rug! And I'm adrift in a sea of fabrication and dishonesty. But then again: if it isn't your Birthday then you have to admit, you kinda failed me personally as well. I'm going to forgive you, though, because it's what Dr. Phil would want me to do. Dr. Phil has a nice moustache.
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RT @tomgauld: Here is a cartoon about a thin-skinned orange nitwit: https://t.co/c8FnuvK1Va

And here we all are at Twitter. Or, as I call it, these days, "oh what the fuck has he said now??"

RT @mental_floss: Elva Zona Heaster: The Ghost Who Helped Solve Her Own Murder — https://t.co/xFcQtepVUv https://t.co/GReBjBersH

I like to reminisce about the days when we could talk about the 1%. These days, we DREAM of that sort of wealth distribution...

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