Spoiler alert: this card has a lot of deer on it. https://t.co/C4L7ooLqLx #christmascheer #Christmas
About this card: breast defense... and then it occurred to me that many men will be forgetting Valentines Day, and thus might be in dire need of an apology card tomorrow. Think about it. Think of the countless men who will awaken tomorrow to a frosty silence and spend the first half of the day in frozen bewilderment as to what the hell they forgot to do. And you thought YOU had problems.
@HaggardHawks Is it appropriate to shout "THERE BE BAIRN-SIGNS, WOMAN!" every time you spy a mildly plump midsection? Asking for a friend.
Wrongcards is tackling some serious, high-brow societal issues this Christmas. https://t.co/EXGz3BWEkx #christmas #culturewarrior
Don't get me started on The Elf on the Shelf. That's some psycho 70s-era east-Berlin stuff right there.