RT @IamEnidColeslaw: God is dead https://t.co/anBU54PMYT
About this card: certain conditionsI got invited to attend a childbirth once. Then I said a couple of things that got me swiftly uninvited. Of course - they were a bit weird but it occurs to me that many would go along just to be nice. I'm looking at you, Twenty-First Century Husbands. When Baby Miracle arrives you're supposed to be in a bar across the street. Smoking. And swigging brandy. Where did we go so wrong?
RT @JohnBirmingham: No, @smh, here's what happens when you get stoned every single day for five years. https://t.co/8W5CJOCQBf
RT @Snowden: It turns out money decides elections after all. #IowaCaucus https://t.co/M3rLftDXoF
I'm flipping out. For years people have been debating Sarah Palin's intelligence, when all anyone needed to do was 'say 'Trig' and 'Track'.