Alright. This is the best thing any of us will see on the internet today. Now let's go outside and play. https://t.co/97qrF9802A
About this card: certain conditionsI got invited to attend a childbirth once. Then I said a couple of things that got me swiftly uninvited. Of course - they were a bit weird but it occurs to me that many would go along just to be nice. I'm looking at you, Twenty-First Century Husbands. When Baby Miracle arrives you're supposed to be in a bar across the street. Smoking. And swigging brandy. Where did we go so wrong?
Wow. Grammar hey?
When I look at Adrian Brody I think Hey there's the actor who played Spike Spiegel in a Cowboy Bebop movie that they really should make!
I don't know @realDonaldTrump - I don't see how building a wall is going to prevent Americans from buying inexpensive medicines in Mexico.