Spoiler alert: this card has a lot of deer on it. https://t.co/C4L7ooLqLx #christmascheer #Christmas
About this card: charlie sheenThe media is blitzing us with reports of uprisings in Libya, Tunisia and Egypt, but have so far ignored the tribulations of actor Charlie Sheen. He's out of work and in six months will run out of cocaine. He doesn't need our pity, he needs drugs and hookers, so take on some extra shifts and donate generously. Thank you.
@HaggardHawks Is it appropriate to shout "THERE BE BAIRN-SIGNS, WOMAN!" every time you spy a mildly plump midsection? Asking for a friend.
Wrongcards is tackling some serious, high-brow societal issues this Christmas. https://t.co/EXGz3BWEkx #christmas #culturewarrior
Don't get me started on The Elf on the Shelf. That's some psycho 70s-era east-Berlin stuff right there.