2/3rd of Australians think what is happening to the Great Barrier Reef is a national emergency. A third of us are therefore pretty dense.
About this card: chicken problemsOften my American co-workers ask me: 'who stole my keyboard?' And I just say to them: 'Why are you asking me? Is it Pick On The Australian Day? Ever heard of Cultural Sensitivity? Just because I'm a minority, descended from convicts, that automatically makes me a keyboard thief right?' After that, they apologize. And I give them back their keyboard.
RT @hotdogsladies: "I speak English well. I learned it from a book." https://t.co/qnios1Eefa
Good news! Apparently @realDonaldTrump is draining the swamp! Bad news! He's filling it with radioactive horse shit.
RT @digitaldraco: Accurate. [source unknown] https://t.co/0rYwWKYQ57