RT @jk_rowling: ???????? https://t.co/lOPm7K5neA
About this card: christmas leopardThe problem with Christmas is that children are too confident about the whole thing. They're tottering around all cool and jaded, basically because you never taught them to fear Krampus the Christmas Demon. So thanks to your bad parenting kids don't believe in demons and now they're out of control! Well, don't worry - I can help you out. Sure, they don't believe in demons but you know something they do believe in? Leopards. You're welcome.
I sometimes think about that guy with the Limp Bizkit tattoo I got chatting to on a bus 15 years ago, and wonder how he is getting along.
RT @BernieSanders: Trump: Want to know what fake news is? Your denial of climate change and the lies spread by fossil fuel companies to pro…
RT @HaggardHawks: A NOCTAMBULE is someone who likes to wander around at night.