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You can use today's card to extricate yourself from an invitation to a party so that you can do more important things, like space out on the internet or micromanage your Japanese fugu smuggling operation. This card is just so amazingly reasonable - what could possibly go wrong?
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RT @tomgauld: Here is a cartoon about a thin-skinned orange nitwit: https://t.co/c8FnuvK1Va

And here we all are at Twitter. Or, as I call it, these days, "oh what the fuck has he said now??"

RT @mental_floss: Elva Zona Heaster: The Ghost Who Helped Solve Her Own Murder — https://t.co/xFcQtepVUv https://t.co/GReBjBersH

I like to reminisce about the days when we could talk about the 1%. These days, we DREAM of that sort of wealth distribution...

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