Excuses Ecard: 'Communication'. | Wrongcards
About this card: communication
I've never been a person who makes up excuses but that has never been my fault. Usually I was too busy, or a thing came up, or I had to stay late or I was volunteering at a hospital helping nurses put on stockings. But nowadays I think 'inventing excuses' is my calling. I'd like to elaborate further but there's a helicopter waiting to take me to the White House. Look, my life is complicated.
Wrongcards on Twitter

RT @IamEnidColeslaw: God is dead https://t.co/anBU54PMYT

RT @JohnBirmingham: No, @smh, here's what happens when you get stoned every single day for five years. https://t.co/8W5CJOCQBf

RT @Snowden: It turns out money decides elections after all. #IowaCaucus https://t.co/M3rLftDXoF

I'm flipping out. For years people have been debating Sarah Palin's intelligence, when all anyone needed to do was 'say 'Trig' and 'Track'.

More @wrongcards

More Recent Cards

Subscribe to our shenanigans

No spamming or soliciting from us. Seriously.