Baby Shower Thank You Cards Ecard with text: I'm sorry I cannot babysit your child but I suffer from a debilitating phobia of orange-colored excrement.

About This Card | Babies happen, and when one happens near you, you’d best be prepared. I’m not saying that babies aren’t great to be around for a few minutes but there ARE a lot of good PC games coming out in the next three months. What’s today’s card? Your ticket to freedom.

29 Aug 2011