@bret_martin What are you talking about? We have always been at war with Eurasia.
About this card: deeply profoundlySometimes I cover my face, pretend to be upset, and say to people, 'I've been having some emotional problems lately' which is my way of saying: 'soon you're going to find the roadkill that I've hidden under your bed. I hope we will still be friends'. Friendships; they take work. Today's rehash Wednesday card is for saying sorry. See? I'm your friend.
RT @TwoPaddocks: I would love to see this - the saddest little march of sad little emasculated men . Do it Piers ! https://t.co/rRAESaqm9f
RT @MooseAllain: Very sad to hear about Piers Morgan. Nothing's happened to him, I'm just very sad to hear about him.
I wonder if Trump has ever NOT paid for sex? Questions for @POTUS