RT @IamEnidColeslaw: God is dead https://t.co/anBU54PMYT
About this card: diabloWhen they call my number at the Pearly Gates I expect my entry to be a shoe-in. This is not because I have led a conspicuously virtuous life but because of the disconcertingly high body count I have racked up killing demons in video-games. Also nazis, while I'm thinking about it. I've probably murdered half a bazillion symbolic demons and nazis - how is that not better than prayer?
RT @JohnBirmingham: No, @smh, here's what happens when you get stoned every single day for five years. https://t.co/8W5CJOCQBf
RT @Snowden: It turns out money decides elections after all. #IowaCaucus https://t.co/M3rLftDXoF
I'm flipping out. For years people have been debating Sarah Palin's intelligence, when all anyone needed to do was 'say 'Trig' and 'Track'.