Bemused doesn't mean amused. It means puzzled. https://t.co/HgRrMwPEJ7
About this card: diabloWhen they call my number at the Pearly Gates I expect my entry to be a shoe-in. This is not because I have led a conspicuously virtuous life but because of the disconcertingly high body count I have racked up killing demons in video-games. Also nazis, while I'm thinking about it. I've probably murdered half a bazillion symbolic demons and nazis - how is that not better than prayer?
RT @SirPatStew: Made me forget the humidity for a moment. Worth 5 bucks. https://t.co/lRvEoZ31mF
RT @mental_floss: Hundreds of Goats Are Running Amok in a Small Australian Town — https://t.co/vsmLUgDNCe https://t.co/iCj7VLZppP
RT @notch: This save file is so corrupt it's winning the democratic nomination.