Excuses Ecard: 'Diablo'. | Wrongcards
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When they call my number at the Pearly Gates I expect my entry to be a shoe-in. This is not because I have led a conspicuously virtuous life but because of the disconcertingly high body count I have racked up killing demons in video-games. Also nazis, while I'm thinking about it. I've probably murdered half a bazillion symbolic demons and nazis - how is that not better than prayer?
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The only reason I don't believe large corporations do the right thing is because I keep seeing large corporations not doing the right thing.

This is the second time in my life I've ever been a Concerned Onlooker #1. Wait, @EversourceMA this is outside a school! Im new to this.

Incidentally, truck snapped the internet cables - @comcast came and fixed it already. Man, maybe i should call the puh-leece..

I can see this being a headline. Truck snaps live power cable, @EversourceMA kills pedestrians. Me on TV being the I told u so guy.

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