Apology Ecard with text: i am sorry you thought this was going to be a sincere apology when all this was ever destined to be was a nice picture of an aardvark.

About This Card | Sometimes I coordinate workplace behavioral studies. For instance, it is possible to stimulate the amygdala, or the ‘panic’ center of the brain, merely by setting ordinary office equipment on fire. I then write copious notes on how my co-workers react. Because that’s how much I want to be a scientist. This apology card should be sent after the firemen turn off the automatic sprinkler system.

17 May 2013