Spoiler alert: this card has a lot of deer on it. https://t.co/C4L7ooLqLx #christmascheer #Christmas
About this card: drifterThe most important part of a good bachelor party is the lying you have to do afterwards. Nobody admits it was depressing and that hotel smelt and they lost some money and missed being hugged by their girlfriends. Because the story is that: IT WAS EPIC. It was so amazing words can't describe. Then the men go home and cuddle up on the couch with their ladies and watch Bunheads and Gilmore Girls re-runs. I mean, I can't be the only man who does that? Right?
@HaggardHawks Is it appropriate to shout "THERE BE BAIRN-SIGNS, WOMAN!" every time you spy a mildly plump midsection? Asking for a friend.
Wrongcards is tackling some serious, high-brow societal issues this Christmas. https://t.co/EXGz3BWEkx #christmas #culturewarrior
Don't get me started on The Elf on the Shelf. That's some psycho 70s-era east-Berlin stuff right there.