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Guy Code Ecard: 'Drifter'. | Wrongcards
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The most important part of a good bachelor party is the lying you have to do afterwards. Nobody admits it was depressing and that hotel smelt and they lost some money and missed being hugged by their girlfriends. Because the story is that: IT WAS EPIC. It was so amazing words can't describe. Then the men go home and cuddle up on the couch with their ladies and watch Bunheads and Gilmore Girls re-runs. I mean, I can't be the only man who does that? Right?
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