About this card: elephantsAnniversaries are great. If you can keep someone from working out who you truly are for an entire year then you deserve a bit of a romantic celebration. Sadly it is becoming increasingly customary these days to spend your anniversary with your partner and not with prostitutes, but traditional values will come back into vogue, don't worry. Another war will see to that.
@bret_martin yeah @FrankLuntz has really dwindled since his glory days. He was great as a child star on Malcolm in the Middle.
Now @realDonaldTrump is president, it's easier than ever to make America great again. You just have to fire him.
RT @somebadideas: Sean Spicer said Trump received a 5 minute standing ovation at CIA tonight. Here is raw video of that not happening. http…