Christmas Ecard: 'Elf'. | Wrongcards
About this card: elf
I watch Bill O'Reilly so I know that the widespread lack of belief in Santa can be explained as a plot against Christmas by liberal elites. Sometimes I'm not certain though. I tortured this elf in my bedroom for more information, and I'm very good at that, but so far he's given up nothing. I feel like I've failed all of you.
Wrongcards on Twitter

RT @MsMcGillicunty: Long-time Iowa farm cartoonist fired after creating this cartoon | Local News - KCCI Home https://t.co/aW5rqPOMK3 via @…

The only reason I don't believe large corporations do the right thing is because I keep seeing large corporations not doing the right thing.

This is the second time in my life I've ever been a Concerned Onlooker #1. Wait, @EversourceMA this is outside a school! Im new to this.

Incidentally, truck snapped the internet cables - @comcast came and fixed it already. Man, maybe i should call the puh-leece..

More @wrongcards

More Recent Cards

Subscribe to our shenanigans

No spamming or soliciting from us. Seriously.