Summary of reviews of #TheGreatIndoors : Millennial Reviewers Offended by Portrayal of Millennials as Easily Offended.
About this card: elfI watch Bill O'Reilly so I know that the widespread lack of belief in Santa can be explained as a plot against Christmas by liberal elites. Sometimes I'm not certain though. I tortured this elf in my bedroom for more information, and I'm very good at that, but so far he's given up nothing. I feel like I've failed all of you.
RT @billmckibben: The number of animals on our planet has fallen 58% since 1970. Think about that for a minute. https://t.co/QIszIVeQCA
Theory: they wanted to call the show 'American Horror Story' but that name was taken, so they called it 'Toddlers and Tiaras' instead.
I predict that before spring you'll have met at least one person - on a plane, probably - claiming to be a professional hygge consultant.