RT @jk_rowling: ???????? https://t.co/lOPm7K5neA
About this card: extremely inexpensiveMost of my friends are not going to live through the impending Mayan Doomsday because they simply refuse to take my 'stop, drop and roll' drills seriously. So I'm accepting their impending deaths stoically in advance. I'm not that sad actually, possibly because I've been making sympathy cards to send to myself. Emotional intelligence makes life easier.
I sometimes think about that guy with the Limp Bizkit tattoo I got chatting to on a bus 15 years ago, and wonder how he is getting along.
RT @BernieSanders: Trump: Want to know what fake news is? Your denial of climate change and the lies spread by fossil fuel companies to pro…
RT @HaggardHawks: A NOCTAMBULE is someone who likes to wander around at night.