Alright you goddamned ferrets. https://t.co/hVKYMBsLr3
About this card: extremely inexpensiveMost of my friends are not going to live through the impending Mayan Doomsday because they simply refuse to take my 'stop, drop and roll' drills seriously. So I'm accepting their impending deaths stoically in advance. I'm not that sad actually, possibly because I've been making sympathy cards to send to myself. Emotional intelligence makes life easier.
Every time I see someone in Starbucks putting their feet on a seat I take a picture of them. Is that odd?
Root access plz. https://t.co/leBRWRiwfp
I am available for friendship. $150 an hour. Will take walks with you too. No netflix and chill. I dont have either. https://t.co/GhPRZ96JAQ