Every time I see someone in Starbucks putting their feet on a seat I take a picture of them. Is that odd?
About this card: family portraitI believe that families should always communicate. This can, however, be a challenge when your only apparent relative is dead. Even though my Nanna isn't with us anymore, conversations with her can get a bit one-sided; it's hard to get a word in edgewise over her demented shrieking and wailing. My advice: when a loved-one dies, do not hire a witch doctor to be a funeral director.
Root access plz. https://t.co/leBRWRiwfp
I am available for friendship. $150 an hour. Will take walks with you too. No netflix and chill. I dont have either. https://t.co/GhPRZ96JAQ
Every now and then people ask me why I don't respect CNN. Here's to that. https://t.co/QI6Jh3G9wS