I predict that before spring you'll have met at least one person - on a plane, probably - claiming to be a professional hygge consultant.
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Jurassic Park 2 has, according to headlines, "unexpected surprises". They're telling us so we can expect the unexpected surprises.
In 30 years when your generation is gone @NobelPrize people, we're giving a Nobel prize for literature to @eminem. Thanks for the precedent!
@jk_rowling FIVE PREQUELS. We get it. So how many sequels?