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The behavioral nuances of an infant do not exactly enliven the mind unless, and I'm guessing here, your genetic material was used in its manufacture. Then it's all diverting stuff. Look, I love the arrival of a baby but a soliloquy from a new parent about an infant's burping habits? I can only remain in the room if I'm incapacitated, and even so, I still be clutching my head and screaming.
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@PaulLeonardMorg ...........We are all Betamax users now.

That eerie moment when someone mentions the relatively obscure and (these days) barely known but utterly fantastic book you are reading.

@JonnyGeller @PenguinUKBooks @CBGGems I'm reading this at the moment. Such a startlingly candid autobiography. Natural storyteller.

Otherwise, Fear the Walking Dead is spot-on realistic, especially the way zombies avoid biting the most narratively interesting people.

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