WTF Ecard with text: If garden gnomes are not secretly alive, how do you explain the little bastards moving around when we're not looking?

About This Card | Even though I’ve played every Grand Theft Auto game to death, the Commonwealth of Massachusetts still refuses to issue me with a driver’s license. And while I will concede that I don’t know how to drive a car, why are they singling ME out?! Whatever. I’m over it. If you ever ride public transport in Boston and hear an Australian guy talking about garden gnomes, come over and say hi…

29 Jan 2013