Every time I see someone in Starbucks putting their feet on a seat I take a picture of them. Is that odd?
About this card: hanukkah duckNow I'm not Jewish and even if I was I'd probably be bad at it. I may know absolutely nothing about world religons but I have friends who are Jewish which means I can talk on the topic. So: if ducks are not part of Judaic symbology then they should add them. Everybody knows that ducks are awesome. That's why I put one on this Hanukkah Card.
Root access plz. https://t.co/leBRWRiwfp
I am available for friendship. $150 an hour. Will take walks with you too. No netflix and chill. I dont have either. https://t.co/GhPRZ96JAQ
Every now and then people ask me why I don't respect CNN. Here's to that. https://t.co/QI6Jh3G9wS