About this card: hatchetsI know that Christmas has traditionally been about department stores making money but I've always hoped it might one day become a holiday for children. For some reason people assume I'm cynical but I've always liked children: they're funny, and they remind me of how each of us used to be - truthful, spontaneous, amoral and interesting. No child has ever once bored me with talk of mortgages or promotions. So our first Christmas wrongcard is for the children.
@bret_martin yeah @FrankLuntz has really dwindled since his glory days. He was great as a child star on Malcolm in the Middle.
Now @realDonaldTrump is president, it's easier than ever to make America great again. You just have to fire him.
RT @somebadideas: Sean Spicer said Trump received a 5 minute standing ovation at CIA tonight. Here is raw video of that not happening. http…