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WTF ecard: Never annoy a dozen 4-year-olds who are armed with hatchets. Because they could probably take you down. Ecard image showing: Never annoy a dozen 4-year-olds who are armed with hatchets. Because they could probably take you down.

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I know that Christmas has traditionally been about department stores making money but I’ve always hoped it might one day become a holiday for children. For some reason people assume I’m cynical but I’ve always liked children: they’re funny, and they remind me of how each of us used to be - truthful, spontaneous, amoral and interesting. No child has ever once bored me with talk of mortgages or promotions. So our first Christmas wrongcard is for the children.
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I know that Christmas has traditionally been about department stores making money but I've always hoped it might one day become a holiday for children. For some reason people assume I'm cynical but I've always liked children: they're funny, and they remind me of how each of us used to be - truthful, spontaneous, amoral and interesting. No child has ever once bored me with talk of mortgages or promotions. So our first Christmas wrongcard is for the children.

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