Every time I see someone in Starbucks putting their feet on a seat I take a picture of them. Is that odd?
About this card: hell hath no furyThis is an easy piece of advice, but you'd be surprised how often a manly man like myself has to explain it. Gentlemen: do not trifle with the feelings of womenfolk, or you'll wake up one day inside a Salvador Dali painting. Translated: you will be unhappy, bewildered and wondering what happened to reality and space-time.
Root access plz. https://t.co/leBRWRiwfp
I am available for friendship. $150 an hour. Will take walks with you too. No netflix and chill. I dont have either. https://t.co/GhPRZ96JAQ
Every now and then people ask me why I don't respect CNN. Here's to that. https://t.co/QI6Jh3G9wS