Spoiler alert: this card has a lot of deer on it. https://t.co/C4L7ooLqLx #christmascheer #Christmas
About this card: hell hath no furyThis is an easy piece of advice, but you'd be surprised how often a manly man like myself has to explain it. Gentlemen: do not trifle with the feelings of womenfolk, or you'll wake up one day inside a Salvador Dali painting. Translated: you will be unhappy, bewildered and wondering what happened to reality and space-time.
@HaggardHawks Is it appropriate to shout "THERE BE BAIRN-SIGNS, WOMAN!" every time you spy a mildly plump midsection? Asking for a friend.
Wrongcards is tackling some serious, high-brow societal issues this Christmas. https://t.co/EXGz3BWEkx #christmas #culturewarrior
Don't get me started on The Elf on the Shelf. That's some psycho 70s-era east-Berlin stuff right there.