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About this card: hell hath no fury
This is an easy piece of advice, but you'd be surprised how often a manly man like myself has to explain it. Gentlemen: do not trifle with the feelings of womenfolk, or you'll wake up one day inside a Salvador Dali painting. Translated: you will be unhappy, bewildered and wondering what happened to reality and space-time.
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