Flirting Ecard: 'I Would Chop Off An Arm'. | Wrongcards
About this card: i would chop off an arm
On re-hash Wednesday we nostalgically re-visit a card from days of yore. This was published on April 13, 2008, back when Wrongcards was a weekend project that I ran to stress-test the patience of Harvard's Department of Human Resources. BTW I told them that, there being only 20 million Australians, I was therefore a minority. 'You can't fire minorities', I said. Logic is my superpower.
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The only reason I don't believe large corporations do the right thing is because I keep seeing large corporations not doing the right thing.

This is the second time in my life I've ever been a Concerned Onlooker #1. Wait, @EversourceMA this is outside a school! Im new to this.

Incidentally, truck snapped the internet cables - @comcast came and fixed it already. Man, maybe i should call the puh-leece..

I can see this being a headline. Truck snaps live power cable, @EversourceMA kills pedestrians. Me on TV being the I told u so guy.

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