@bret_martin What are you talking about? We have always been at war with Eurasia.
About this card: inconsequential thingsWhenever people get sad I usually try to make them feel better. I talk about the brief and anonymous life of the gastrotrich, a microscopic fresh-water creature that only lives for three days. People don't like to get sad around me.
RT @TwoPaddocks: I would love to see this - the saddest little march of sad little emasculated men . Do it Piers ! https://t.co/rRAESaqm9f
RT @MooseAllain: Very sad to hear about Piers Morgan. Nothing's happened to him, I'm just very sad to hear about him.
I wonder if Trump has ever NOT paid for sex? Questions for @POTUS