The only reason I don't believe large corporations do the right thing is because I keep seeing large corporations not doing the right thing.
About this card: infestedIt's a Friday, and there are all sorts of dreary social obligations standing between you and a good book. That's where our Excuses Cards can come in handy. By the way, I'm not suggesting that I definitely believe in werewolves. Besides, whenever I suspect that someone is a werewolf I keep it to myself. The last thing we need is a panic.
This is the second time in my life I've ever been a Concerned Onlooker #1. Wait, @EversourceMA this is outside a school! Im new to this.
Incidentally, truck snapped the internet cables - @comcast came and fixed it already. Man, maybe i should call the puh-leece..
I can see this being a headline. Truck snaps live power cable, @EversourceMA kills pedestrians. Me on TV being the I told u so guy.