Alright you goddamned ferrets. https://t.co/hVKYMBsLr3
About this card: koalasFrom 2001 to 2003 the settlement in which I grew up in Australia was terrorized by a pack of particularly belligerent koalas. In May 2003, after the 15th attack that year, the town elders voted to abandon the settlement. My half-sister Kevin bravely stayed behind to guard the retreat out of town; she was never seen again. Today is Hug an Australian Day. Do it for Kevin.
Every time I see someone in Starbucks putting their feet on a seat I take a picture of them. Is that odd?
Root access plz. https://t.co/leBRWRiwfp
I am available for friendship. $150 an hour. Will take walks with you too. No netflix and chill. I dont have either. https://t.co/GhPRZ96JAQ