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Reminders ecard: If you MUST insist on being a Refrigerator Label Nazi, could you at least buy milk I would WANT to steal? Ecard image showing: If you MUST insist on being a Refrigerator Label Nazi, could you at least buy milk I would WANT to steal?

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Back when I was poor and unnourished, I lived with a guy who used to drink my milk while I slept. As a comparative ratio, based on my assets at the time, this equated roughly to stealing my car. But I never put a note on anything in the fridge. Even to me, who once suffered, a note on milk is an instruction to steal.
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Published on 17 Feb 2011

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label nazi

Back when I was poor and unnourished, I lived with a guy who used to drink my milk while I slept. As a comparative ratio, based on my assets at the time, this equated roughly to stealing my car. But I never put a note on anything in the fridge. Even to me, who once suffered, a note on milk is an instruction to steal.

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If you MUST insist on being a Refrigerator Label Nazi, could you at least buy milk I would WANT to steal?

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