RT @HillaryClinton: How does your student loan debt make you feel? Tell us in 3 emojis or less.
About this card: lazy and unmotivatedPeople are always going and having babies and expecting us to give them gifts. But how can anything we give them top The Miracle of Life? Thats what I ask, but everyone says: no, no you've got to give them a present anyway. So I send a small bottle of rum ("for the baby") or an ecard like this one. Anything to avoid babysitting.
RT @aparnapkin: Milo Yiannoupolis is like if half an idea that Sasha Baron Cohen threw in the trash came to life
RT @HaggardHawks: Word of the Day: CHRYSOCRACY (n.) the rule of the very wealthy
RT @ggreenwald: Thief returns stolen horse after reading on social media that he's the best friend of 5-year-old boy w/heart disease https:…