Every time I see someone in Starbucks putting their feet on a seat I take a picture of them. Is that odd?
About this card: little excuseI know I may seem pretty well-adjusted but sometimes life throws me a bit. Example? Social engagements. They can be a bit stressful. I deal with them rationally, usually by promising to talk about my cousin who is a werewolf. But if you don't have a cousin who is a werewolf you can just send along this card.
Root access plz. https://t.co/leBRWRiwfp
I am available for friendship. $150 an hour. Will take walks with you too. No netflix and chill. I dont have either. https://t.co/GhPRZ96JAQ
Every now and then people ask me why I don't respect CNN. Here's to that. https://t.co/QI6Jh3G9wS