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Christmas isn't just a capitalist holiday - there's a religious side to it as well. The origins of Christmas are very mysterious, especially if you're not good at research. Did you know that Jesus' parents might have been Mexicans? Scholars believe that's why they named their kid Jesus. It all makes sense when you remember they owned a donkey. Anyway, Merry Christmas Mexico (birthplace of Jesus)!
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RT @billmckibben: The number of animals on our planet has fallen 58% since 1970. Think about that for a minute. https://t.co/QIszIVeQCA

Theory: they wanted to call the show 'American Horror Story' but that name was taken, so they called it 'Toddlers and Tiaras' instead.

I predict that before spring you'll have met at least one person - on a plane, probably - claiming to be a professional hygge consultant.

Jurassic Park 2 has, according to headlines, "unexpected surprises". They're telling us so we can expect the unexpected surprises.

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