RT @jk_rowling: ???????? https://t.co/lOPm7K5neA
About this card: misheardI have a theory. Have you ever vomited and thought: "My God, there's tiny bits of carrots in it. Look at 'em all. Wait, I didn't eat carrots. When's the last time I ate carrots? I need to eat more carrots." Anyway I have a theory. Your appendix? It produces tiny pieces of carrot for when you throw up. That's my theory. (I never said it was a good theory).
I sometimes think about that guy with the Limp Bizkit tattoo I got chatting to on a bus 15 years ago, and wonder how he is getting along.
RT @BernieSanders: Trump: Want to know what fake news is? Your denial of climate change and the lies spread by fossil fuel companies to pro…
RT @HaggardHawks: A NOCTAMBULE is someone who likes to wander around at night.