RT @HillaryClinton: How does your student loan debt make you feel? Tell us in 3 emojis or less.
About this card: monopolyI was listening to some poor, hapless parent talking about how hard it was to get their kid to enter the civilized world and, before I knew it, the words of today's wrongcard fell off my tongue. If I ever become a parent I want to do it the old-fashioned way: accidentally. I look forward to it, I suppose; it just seems so romantic to flee a country and live under a false identity.
RT @aparnapkin: Milo Yiannoupolis is like if half an idea that Sasha Baron Cohen threw in the trash came to life
RT @HaggardHawks: Word of the Day: CHRYSOCRACY (n.) the rule of the very wealthy
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