Valentines Ecard: 'No Need'. | Wrongcards
About this card: no need
Some of us are expected to send St Valentines Day cards tomorrow and somehow our souls feel a stirring of revolt. And we churlishly chafe at this consumer chore, this routine, recurring ritual of relationship renewal. But what can we do? We send an honest card. (Don't say I don't love you).
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The only reason I don't believe large corporations do the right thing is because I keep seeing large corporations not doing the right thing.

This is the second time in my life I've ever been a Concerned Onlooker #1. Wait, @EversourceMA this is outside a school! Im new to this.

Incidentally, truck snapped the internet cables - @comcast came and fixed it already. Man, maybe i should call the puh-leece..

I can see this being a headline. Truck snaps live power cable, @EversourceMA kills pedestrians. Me on TV being the I told u so guy.

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