Bemused doesn't mean amused. It means puzzled. https://t.co/HgRrMwPEJ7
About this card: nobody thinksThis surprises people but I've never actually lost an argument. People say it's because I'm delusional but people get all sorts of fanciful ideas in their heads. (I've also never lost a game of monopoly because ghosts knock the board off the table whenever I'm losing). Whatever. It doesn't matter. The point is that today's card is here.
RT @SirPatStew: Made me forget the humidity for a moment. Worth 5 bucks. https://t.co/lRvEoZ31mF
RT @mental_floss: Hundreds of Goats Are Running Amok in a Small Australian Town — https://t.co/vsmLUgDNCe https://t.co/iCj7VLZppP
RT @notch: This save file is so corrupt it's winning the democratic nomination.