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    Ecard text: merry christmas. dear Santa, all I want this year is a leg of your finest venison. Dancer or Prancer is ok but not Rudolf cause he is some kind of genetic freak.
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    The song 'I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus' offers a pretty sinister implication when you believe in Santa. When I was a little kid, thinking about this man carrying on with some kid's mum was pretty distressing. Sure, he's a notorious 'reverse burglar', but what's his deal with messing about with other kid's mums? It's understandable then that when other kids got better presents than me, it did kind of change my attitude towards their mothers. In unrelated news, for some reason I wasn't invited to Christmas parties as a child either.

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    I just disappeared for four years. It's time to come out from the woodwork, but where do I start? How about I go back to the middle?

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    Ecard text: i can't find anything in the bible prohibiting inflatable sheep - so i think you're in the clear with jesus.
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    Inspirational cards 2 Jun 2014

    Ecard text: ALways be optimistic. But don't be as optimistic as a dog. A dog will eat its own vomit with the expectation that it will just work out better the second time around. You know what? Don't be optimistic. It doesn't work.
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    Ecard text: If I see a Western Lowland Gorilla today I am totally treating it as suspicious.
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