About this card: paternityOh my god, the department stores have put up Christmas decorations already. Every year it's earlier and earlier. Civilized people like you and me understand that Christmas shopping starts on Christmas Eve, and in a heightened state of panic mingled with resentment and lots of mental swearing. You know what's ironic? I bet Jesus' parents didn't even celebrate Christmas.
@bret_martin yeah @FrankLuntz has really dwindled since his glory days. He was great as a child star on Malcolm in the Middle.
Now @realDonaldTrump is president, it's easier than ever to make America great again. You just have to fire him.
RT @somebadideas: Sean Spicer said Trump received a 5 minute standing ovation at CIA tonight. Here is raw video of that not happening. http…